Don’t Eat the Ice Cream

I performed for Coca Cola in India and this waiter in Allahabad tried to kill us with poisonous milkshakes.

From day one I stressed that we could not consume milk products in India as it would anger the wrathful Gods of Dairy. I had heard the legends of their shitty punishment: the raging chocolate milk geysers which would painfully erupt from the anuses of those who disobeyed them. And ain't nobody
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